Zombie lives matter

Do you ever feel like no matter what you do, everyone you come in contact with starts to scream and run away the moment they see you?  Do you use more makeup that a drag queen convention just to try and fit in?  Do you ever sit down with your lunch at a table only to have everyone get up and run away?

Zombies are the ultimate portrait of segregation.  Everyone is so afraid that we'll eat their brains that they don't take the time to get to know us and realize that we're pretty picky about what brains we eat!

It's time for the ZomMob to rise up and let the world know that we're here, we won't hurt you unless you hurt us, we only eat brains when you're within arm's reach, and all we want is to be loved.  Is that too much to ask?

Zombie lives matter.

We have families, friends, jobs, hobbies, dreams, and goals just like you do.  Please take some time to get to know us instead of always trying to shoot us in the head.

Also, if you're interested in joining the ZomMob, let's talk.  It's super easy to become one of us, and it won't cost much.  Just the beat of a heart.  Once you wake up, you'll realize that it's a whole new world.  Everything looks better, feels better, smells better (except you), and tastes better.  As part of the ZomMob, you'll have wholesale access to the brain boutique, a high end manufacturer of synthetic brain matter.  Here at ZomMob, we're always looking for a better, cleaner way to live.

Please support our mission to spread awareness by using the hashtag #ZombieLivesMatter.

Zombie Lives Matter merchandise can be found here.